Massage to you?

I noticed this morning that my hairdresser and general beauty consultant's (don't laugh  even i need my hair cut) place The Penthouse in Ormskirk had a late opening for a hot stone massage. I just had to book it. I almost fell asleep on the table! They did say if I can't make it up the stairs after next weekends walk (8 days! When did that happen) they would arrange to have me carried up for another massage. Penthouse.....it's upstairs.